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Spreadsheets? No, I Only Spreadcheeks T-Shirt – Vibes Capital

Corporate Chaos. NSFW Energy. Straight From the Startup Slack.

The Spreadsheets? No, I Only Spreadcheeks T-Shirt from Vibes Capital is a bold blend of startup sarcasm and viral office humor. Whether you're dodging Zoom calls or causing HR meltdowns, this shirt keeps the energy wildly unfiltered—because PowerPoint decks are dead and unhinged founders are in.

Why This Shirt Stands Out

• Unapologetically loud slogan that turns startup culture on its head

• Vibes Capital-approved for meme lords, tech bros, and keyboard warriors

• **Perfect for happy hour flexes, offsite retreats, or being “accidentally” seen on a call

Product Details

• Color: Black, white, or tech-gray with bold sans-serif print

• Material: Soft 100% cotton or cotton-poly blend — breathable and durable

• Fit: Unisex standard cut — true to size with a laid-back fit

• Design: Screen-printed “Spreadsheets? No, I Only Spreadcheeks” across the chest

• Sizes Available: S to 3XL

Looking for a comfy, snug-looking t-shirt to wear this summer? Look no further as here it is. You will immediately fall in love with the irresistible softness and those unique prints. Even better, it makes for the best gift for the one you adore.

Awesome fit This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts Unique design Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt.   Great gift ideas Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

Product details: Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers. Machine wash cold     Lay flat to dry     No bleach     Disclaimer Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images. Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly. Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly

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• Delivery begins after processing and shipping:

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  • Canada, United Kingdom, EU Countries, Australia: 7–14 business days
  • Other International Destinations: 10–20 business days (excluding customs clearance)

• Most orders arrive within the stated timeframe, but delays may occur due to customs or carrier issues.

• If your order is lost in transit or arrives damaged/defective, we will provide a refund or replacement. Claims must be submitted within 30 days (damaged) or 60 days (lost).

• Please ensure your shipping address is accurate. Address changes must be requested within 4 hours of purchase.

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• 30-Day Return & Exchange Policy: We accept returns or exchanges for defective, damaged, or incorrect items. Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original packaging with tags.

• Not eligible: wrong size choice, change of mind, or orders delivered as described.

• To request a return or exchange, email support@laborose.com with your order number and photo evidence.

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